The hottest rumor on everyone’s lips on Capitol Hill these days is that the Obamas are determined to get back into the White House. The only way to do so is with Zero’s wife Michelle (“Mike” to her intimates).

And the only way to do that is to destroy the Democrats in the way. So be on the lookout for brutal – and untraceable – character assassinations of them, one by one, until the path is cleared.

Meanwhile, campaign art is being prepared. Here’s the best:

Pro-Trump memesmith genius Carpe Donktum’s latest masterpiece – he entitled it Childish Media – This Is America. Didn’t know Jussie Smollett could dance like that though…

“Communism, excuse me, I mean Socialism, will work this time. Trust me. I’m a bartender.”

Congressbartendress Alexandria Occasional-Cortex

[Scroll down for the 1949 original from Neptune’s Daughter]

                                                         Beauty                                                          And The Beast

On Wednesday (12/19), while the First Lady was celebrating Christmas in the White House with her husband, looking every inch the most glamorous and elegant woman on earth, her predecessor wrapped herself in a yellow satin curtain she looted off the curtain rods in the East Wing, and her legs in “horrifyingly gauche $4000 Balenciaga thigh-high boots” to be on a book promotion event with a has-been actress.

Aren’t you glad we have our President and First Lady in the White House now instead of the embarrassment that preceded them? Here’s their Official White House Christmas photo.

Merry Christmas, America!

The Bug-Eyed Brainless Bolshevik Alexandria Occasional-Cortex being a prime example

IT’S UP TO US TO MAKE THEM STOP

BOTH MEN ARE 72 YEARS OLD

ANY QUESTIONS?

Me either!!!

Create a firestorm of fear this pre-election weekend by posting this to every Leftie-Dem pro-illegal alien Website, Facebook page and Twitter feed you can find – especially the ones in Spanish. Make sure this nightmare warning gets spread far and wide – and have fun doing so! A trick for them, a treat for us…

According to DNC Chairman Tom Perez, she’s “the future of the Democrat Party.”

Thursday, Sept. 6: Trump Announces NAFTA Replaced by US-Mexico Trade Deal – Canada Out For Now.

Feel very free to watch this as many times as you want and send it to everyone you know.

Please do this carefully and double-check your calculation.

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Last night (Thursday July 6), President Trump at a rally in Great Falls, Montana, described Maxine Waters as a “low-IQ individual… somewhere in the mid-60s.”

From Human Rights Watch -- Mental Retardation: An Overview:

“Intelligence quotient (I.Q.) tests are designed to measure intellectual functioning. An I.Q. score provides a rough numerical assessment of an individual's present level of mental functioning in comparison with that of others. The vast majority of people in the United States have I.Q.s between 80 and 120, with an I.Q. of 100 considered average.

 

To be diagnosed as having mental retardation, a person must have an I.Q. below 70-75, i.e. significantly below average. If a person scores below 70 on a properly administered and scored I.Q. test, he or she is in the bottom 2 percent of the American population10 and meets the first condition necessary to be defined as having mental retardation.

 

Although all persons with mental retardation have significantly impaired mental development, their intellectual level can vary considerably. An estimated 89 percent of all people with retardation have I.Q.s in the 51-70 range. An I.Q. in the 60 to 70 range is approximately the scholastic equivalent to the third grade.”

News item, June 13: Chelsea Clinton Not Happy Compared to Howdy Doody.

Then there’s…